Thursday, August 20, 2009

time flies when you're pulling garlic

Sooo I apologize. I have been rather negligent with this blog. The thing is, I use my lifejournal all the time. Most of my livejournal entries are friends only. If I post something on my blogger blog (this one), chances are I'm just copying and pasting an unlocked entry from my livejournal. And I think that the few of you who read this also subscribe to my livejournal blog, so I don't bother updating my blogger blog very frequently. So consider this an announcement of an indefinite hiatus from blogger. I don't particularly feel like detailing my happenings this summer - if you're reading this chances are we've already had a conversation in real life about what I'm doing. If not, you should get on that.

I'll still use this account to follow other blogs because livejournal kind of sucks for that.

And to go out with a bang, here's a fun little activity. Here's what you do: Google "(your name) is like" and post the first 10 results.

1. Joanna is like LOVE
2. Finding a guide like Joanna's is like finding a nugget of gold in a pile of muddy pebbles.
3. kate nash? regina spektor? tori amos? conor oberst? GTFO joanna is like none of those bitches thankfully. (Haha... that's referring to Joanna Newsom. Whoo!)
4. These days Joanna is like this story I read in the paper about a shipment of tens of thousands of rubber ducks that fell off a ship in the northern Pacific long ago.
5. Singing with Joanna is like a massage for your soul.
6. Joanna is like many other three year olds.
7. Dissing Joanna is like shooting trout in a teacup…with an anti-aircraft cannon.
8. Joanna is like the best tv actress!
9. I come online and Joanna is like "Hello m'love." And I'm like "Look I am sorry if I gave the impression that I wanted to have sex with you. IT WAS A MISTAKE!!!!"
10. Joanna is like many young women in their thirties who are desirous of fertility.


Goose said...

I was throwing some hay to my cows last night and came inside to start rinsing off the chard for dinner. All of a sudden I got this insane itching burning sensation accompanied by rash. Stinging Nettle. Naturally we just happened to have long sword fern on the back of the property. Thanks Womby!

Goose said...

maybe guilty pleasure was the wrong word. but i cant live without it